Archive | April, 2009

John Vlismas without the curse words…Really?

Posted on 30 April 2009 by Nic Haralambous

It’s true. John Vlismas has accepted a challenge to perform a show without swearing. At all. None. Nothing. Nada. Shit.

John Vlismas’ new one-man show promises a twist like never before.
Vlismas says that the show will be 70 mins of dark observation,
outrageous opinion and thought-provoking belly laughter – all without
the use of his signature foul language.

“I was challenged by someone that I couldn’t be funny without
swearing. Obviously, I told him to *&(^& himself while his mother &*^%
$&% the *^&^ of a sailor with her &^%%^ while the dockyard dog (*&^
his )(*&). But then I thought about it. How hard could it be to make
a show just as challenging, just as dangerous and just as funny as I
always want them to be without using all my favourite words? If Julius
Malema can get where he is, and George Bush can score two terms, and
Steve Hofmeyer can survive a suicide bombing by his own colon, why
can’t I be “black and clean?”

For fans of the filth, Vlismas vows that they won’t even realise that
it’s missing – kind of like the sugar in Coke Zero, but without the
weird after taste and anal leakage afterwards, well, not the
aftertaste anyway.

Be sure to book for this award-winning maniac’s new show, as Vlismas
has asked management to keep the venues small and intimate, like his
beloved Comedy Underground, the spiritual home of dark comedy in SA.

This is most definitely a show not to be missed.

TICKETS

JHB RUN – The Fringe Theatre (Formerly the Tesson Theatre) at the JHB Civic Theatre from the 2nd June – 13th June 2009

JHB – tickets available through Computicket or book through the Theatre Box Office directly for group discounts.
Ticket prices are R 130 including Computicket charges, but the Box Office at The theatre is offering group discounts, as mentioned.

DBN RUN – The Heritage Theatre, Hillcrest, KZN from the 16th June – 21st June 2009.

Dbn – Tickets available through Strictly Tickets or through the Theatre directly.

Tickets for BOTH JHB & DBN SHOWS ARE NOW AVAILABLE!

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I Feel Rocking because…

Posted on 29 April 2009 by Nic Haralambous

picture-11There are many South Africans using Twitter at the moment and that number is growing, immensely.

I have been trying to find a way to make use of Twitter for SA Rocks. Initially I’ve been pushing SA Rocks content through the Twitter stream but I think that’s a bit spammy.

So today I launch something a bit different, something experimental and new.

I’m pleased to introduce you to @ifeelrocking.

I Feel Rocking is something I am starting to get people to start talking positive, letting other people know why they feel brilliant living in SA, why their day is going well, why they feel on top of the world and such things.

So to give you some examples, if you are on twitter simply send a reply to @ifeelrocking :

@ifeelrocking today because the sun is out and it’s Winter.

@ifeelrocking today because I just got a raise.

@ifeelrocking because I just had my second child.

And such things.

The trick here is that I will try my hardest to aggregate my favourite “I Feel Rocking” tweets, emails, comments in to a new blog post every day with links back to your twitter profiles.

So, get rocking, get happy and get positive.

Those of you who are following SA_Rocks on twitter right now, don’t freak out, you are automatically following ifeelrocking as I’ve simply adjusted the account.

If you are wondering what’s happening to SA Rocks on twitter, it’s gone. I don’t think posting updates consistently of new blog posts works. So let’s give this a go.

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A letter to our President, Mr Zuma

Posted on 29 April 2009 by Nic Haralambous

Ed’s note: This post is a contribution from an overseas reader, Jeanine Wardman. Thank you for the intriguing view of South Africa that you present, Jeanine.

Oxford, England

April 2009

To President Zuma, and for my children

South Africa, I tell my children, dear Mr Zuma, is incurably complex and endlessly exciting, in one thrilling instant.

It is, I tell them often, a country in which the world comes together, quite literally – a kind of global microcosm or experiment, even; a place that persistently challenges, and that redefines notions of nationhood and politicises identity, perhaps like no other.

To those who call it home, it offers the opportunity to touch and be touched by lives vastly different to one’s own, every day anew. That, I tell them – its ravishing beauty and abundance of opportunity aside – is their most precious birthright.

My children know the country of their birth is in some ways the custodian of humanity’s greatest hopes and grandest dreams.

However, if there is one particular kind of agony I’d like to spare my offspring in the years following their coming of age, dear Mr Zuma, it is that of pondering their South Africanness – in the manner of the palpable torment contained in those immortal titles Cry The Beloved Country, Country of My Skull, My Traitor’s Heart and others. The source of agony has of course been eradicated, yes. And we have great South African freedom fighters such as yourself to praise and honour and forever thank for this. But will you concede, Mr Zuma, that South Africa is still lamented, still agonised over? At least by some, then? Many even.

Her political future is uncertain, her moral standing is tarnished, and her citizens are systematically traumatised by an all-consuming fear of violent, mindless crime. Perhaps even more despairingly, countless more are ravaged by squalor and hopelessness.

Yes, the country is in the throes, still, of redefining itself, of transition and transformation. Yes, decades of institutionalised discrimination can’t be without consequence. Yes, yes and another irrevocable, unconditional yes.

But where does all this rationalising, defeatism even, leave our children, Mr Zuma; or the Pakatis’ of Kayamandi; or the Reids’ of Constantia; or the Steenkamps’ of the Strand?

As a hopelessly patriotic South African, I cling fiercely to the hope that my children’s relationship with the place of their birth will, one day, be less fraught than mine; less ambivalent, or at least that their citizenship will be less confounding a label to bear.

I am telling my children that their soon-to-be president is a populist of Zulu ethnicity – a man of the people and of humble beginnings; an illustrious and brave liberation hero who sacrificed greatly for the very people he now serves, for the only country he’ll ever love.

And that you sing of machine guns and win hordes of their countrymen’s hearts and minds in so doing…

If only our country was less strange, Mr Zuma.

The media and other critics cast you as a man of dubious moral character and are doubtful history will have much to say to our children’s generation about your leadership and tenure, when the time comes. Others reserve judgment and reckon you to be a pragmatist, a realist even – approachable in a way your predecessor wasn’t – and that all is far from lost.

The polemicist Christopher Hitchens has made the considered observation that, to paraphrase, great leaders do not have to be above and beyond moral reproach in order to lead greatly or even teach lessons of vast moral magnitude, citing the example of Dr Martin Luther King, his problematic personal life, and his monumental role in the American civil rights movement.

What shall I say to my children of your intended legacy, Mr Zuma?

Will we, their guardians and those we entrust, make haste and effort and spare them the anguish, the exhaustion – of being from and of a place destined for greatness, but that forever fumbles in claiming such providence?

Will you, President Zuma, make this your gift to give?

Will their country meet our beautifully unburdened, always joyful children, when the time comes for them to be of age, as an eternal companion striding tall and gracefully alongside … ever-present, but never in need of carrying?

Will the beloved country ever not be cried over, Mr Zuma?

Yours faithfully,

Jeanine Wardman

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Did you get any 2010 tickets?

Posted on 29 April 2009 by Nic Haralambous

I managed to secure 4 tickets to a Round 16 game at Ellis Park. Not too shabby I don’t think. To be honest, I just wanted to attend. This could be a once in a lifetime chance to go to the biggest sporting event in the world and not have to mortgage my house for the tickets!

Let me know what games you managed to get tickets for or if you were left empty-handed. A friend of a friend received 4 tickets to the final. I know it’s meant to be completely random allocation but I can’t help feel as if I’ve been hard done by. I want opening ceremony or finals. Come on!

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Goldfish release new music video

Posted on 28 April 2009 by Nic Haralambous

The guys at Goldfish seem to be working themselves silly.

The latest video release from them is great and provides a bit of insight in to the video itself. These guys just keep getting better and better.

Courtesy of 2OceansVibe.

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Democracy wins in South Africa

Posted on 28 April 2009 by Nic Haralambous

The 2009 elections are over. Voting is done, and the ANC won. No surprises there.

What I am incredibly excited about is that the ANC did not get the two-thirds majority required to alter the constitution. We have a good constitution here in SA (in fact, it could be the best in the world) and I don’t think anyone should be changing it anytime soon.

So victory #1 goes to the people who allowed our democracy to stay competitive. Nice going.

I am also extremely impressed with the DA and there outcomes. They won the Western Cape (the only province not won by the ANC).

Victory #2 goes to them for maintaining the position as the main opposition to the ANC.

But for me, the overwhelming excitement of the 2009 elections was a combination of a few things:

Cope winning ± 30 seats in parliament.

The IFP dwindling in to almost nothing.

Smaller parties just about disappearing.

The three things above prove to me that we are in a very active, thriving democracy. The numbers may indicate that the ANC feel a mere 3 seats short of 2/3 majority. But there are indicators that tell us that we are doing OK.

I think that having 18 parties in parliament is a bit ridiculous. That was the last elections. This time round it’s been whittled down to ±10 parties. That is a much more manageable number in my opinion.

All in all, I am proud to be South African and to have voted in the 2009 elections. You should be too.

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South Africans voting in London [video]

Posted on 23 April 2009 by Nic Haralambous

I’m very glad that someone put together a video of expats voting abroad and specifically in London. Glad to see it!

From the Youtube page:

Over 6000 South Africans travelled to the South African House in Trafalgar Square, London to cast their vote on the 15 April 2009. Thanks to a recent verdict from the Constitutional Court South African’s were allowed to vote abroad – the last time South Africans were able to vote overseas was in 1994. For more pics from the day see http://www.flickr.com/photos/frannies… Thanks to Fourmanfilms for loaning me the camera.

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2009 election thumbs – we’ve been inked

Posted on 23 April 2009 by Nic Haralambous

I called for thumbs. Not just any thumbs. Election, inked-up thumbs. Here’s mine:

My #inkedthumb #saelections on Twitpic

And this is what I got from everyone else – A TOTAL OF 60 THUMBS:

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Recognize your thumb?

Here’s who sent in photos (in absolutely no particular order at all):

Jennifer Wynne,
Cooksister
Stefanie Elliott,
ChrisM
compl33t
brucester_com
Brendan Jack,
Tsoanelo Modise,
Elan Lohmann,
Vincent H.
MsBehavn
Sabelo Dludla,
Lydia Dekker (and three mates!),
Megan van Eck (and her sister),
John North,
S Adams
Lioneldp
acidicice
Snappingturtle
joycloete ,
Vanessa Clark,
Dave Duarte,
Mike Stopforth,
donpackett
Eskimo_Pye,
Dave_Meyer,
Ismail Dhorat,
jamaal_jayz,
angelonfilm,
geniusboywonder,
amabacha,
RichMulholland
kerry_anne,
NicolaGeorge,
jessicamcd,
richardwooding,
marcforrest,
LifeInChina,
melodymaker,
nolwagen,
Craigrodney
Calico182 (Featured photo),
motheomoleko,
li3zel
lrossouw
Justin,
Brettski
Fred_Roed
Scott
Renee Conradie
Anna
Hilary
Sarah
Steve
Bevan
Lyndell
Shane
Phil
Sarah
Shebee
jennabloch

If I’ve left your name or photo out please leave a comment below or let me know over IM, email or twitter. I got lots of pics from lots of places yesterday! Oh – and I also managed to receive a couple of other fingers in that pile!

And the final photo of the day for me:


Helen Zille with my good friend Shane Stewart. A gentleman and squire.

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Send in your ink-stained thumb photos

Posted on 21 April 2009 by Nic Haralambous

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Tomorrow brings on the 2009 election day. It’s time to vote.

I want to try and post as many ink-stained thumbs as I can find on SA Rocks. So send them through to me at: editor@sarocks.co.za or post in a link to your thumb photo in the comment section below.

Let’s vote and make a difference.

The ink-stained thumb above is courtesy of Cooksister!

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Free coffee for your vote

Posted on 20 April 2009 by Nic Haralambous

Wimpy is offering anyone who votes a free cuppa coffee. And let’s be honest, we all know that Wimpy has some of the best coffee around. Do it.

[via cherryflava]

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