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You Are Proudly South African When…

Posted on 18 April 2007

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You call a bathing suit a “swimming costume”

You call a traffic light a “robot”

The employees dance in front of the building to show how unhappy they are

The SABC advertises and shows highlights of the programme you just finished watching

You get cold easily. Anything below 16 degrees Celsius is Arctic weather

You know what Rooibos Tea is, even if you’ve never had any .

You can sing your national anthem in four languages, and you have no idea what it means in any of them

You know someone who knows someone who has met Nelson Mandela

You go to “braais” (barbecues) regularly, where you eat boerewors (long meaty sausage-type thing) and swim, sometimes simultaneously

You know that there’s nothing to do in the Free State

You can do your monthly shopping on the pavement

The petrol in your tank may be worth more than your car

People have the most wonderful names: Christmas, Goodwill, Pretty, Wednesday, Blessing, Brilliant, Gift, Precious, Innocence and Given

“Now now” can mean anything from a minute to a month

The last time you visited the coast you paid more in speeding fines and toll fees than you did for the entire holiday

Prisoners go on strike

When 2 Afrikaans TV programmes are separated by a Xhosa announcement of the following Afrikaans program, and a Pedi ad

Sent in by Courtenay Farquharson.

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I am the editor, owner and founder of SA Rocks. This project is close to my heart and keeps me sane and grounded in a country filled with diversity, enthusiasm, confusion, frustration but above all, hope.

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  1. Gravatar britsaffer Says:

    aha thats hilarious!and true

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