This post courtesy of midnight jester.
THE MIRACLE COUNTRY
First let me say I see South Africa as The Miracle Country. Never in my lifetime has how bloody the struggle for democracy usually is been more evident than in Iraq right now.
My knowledge of history isn’t brilliant it being more a hobby than a serious study but I am hard pressed to think of another country that reached democracy peacefully. Well, fairly peacefully. England: war. France: revolution. America: 2 wars. We had 20 years of bombings aimed mostly at infrastructure, not people, but nothing compared to what these countries and much of Africa, Europe, South America or Asia has had to endure to achieve the same.
A minority population in a cushy position under a controlled media that had been telling them for 40 years that should they give up their power they would be murdered in their beds or, at best, lose everything they had voted to give up that power simply because it was the right thing to do. The did the right thing and decided to let the chips fall where they may.
If that wasn’t miracle enough the majority population, when they reached power, took no retribution for what was essentially 40 years of slavery. An essentially communist movement looked at the world and saw communism failing and moved their ethos toward social capitalism.
Rather than mass trials, death penalties or jail sentences for the Apartheid Regime we had a Truth and Reconciliation Commission. The principle being that the truth was more important than punishment. Political Crimes on both sides would be forgiven if they were confessed and proved politically motivated rather than for self-gain.
Wealth was not torn from the hands that held it but instead affirmative action was adopted to make sure we did not end up in a future revolution. The government turned to the population and asked for patience for change. This after 40 years of struggle and, what’s more, they got it. Radical parties like the PAC who want immediate redistribution of wealth or the FF who want a return to white power have decreased in power since our 1994 elections, not increased.
This newly formed democratic government set up a police force to police itself. A unit dedicated to corruption the like of which I am hard put to find in existence anywhere else in the world. A force which really investigates and really gets convictions. We have jailed dishonest politicians and fired our deputy president on corruption charges. How many countries can say the same in recent years?
I do not want you to get the impression that South Africa is perfect, some Utopian Ideal, because it is not. Far from it. But regardless of our faults we must not forget our Miracle. The Miracle that is the people of this country- of all colours and religious convictions. People who have made decisions with reasoned brains regardless of their education. People who have proved that by their nature they are concerned with the welfare of their neighbour. People who are trusting but not stupidly so. A people who watch their government with an eagle eye and implement the basic, correct, question of Democracy so perfectly put into words by Janet Jackson many yeras ago.
“What have you done for ME lately?”
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Today, a llama followed my bus to varsity.
I saw a seagull yawn. Mind blown. SeagullsLIA
i saw a girl with a squirrell on a leash……
.
I found an easter egg within my house…it’s October. .
is 10/10/10. I was born a decade ago at 10:10 A.M.
Today, I pointed out that on 11/22/33, I will turn 44.
Today, I was on dearblankpleaseblank when I saw this:
I was on the mall and saw a guy walking a balloon cat.
Today, I saw indicative that said “Keep over Dinosaurs!”
I was eating a pack of gummy worms and discovered a gummy bear.
On 11/11/11 at 11:11 I was on the turnpike at exit 11. Win.
Today, I found out that turtles can breathe through their butts.
I saw a little boy kneeing a cardboard cutout of Justin Bieber. .
in gym class there was to run. I only tried in the event the teacher was watching.
I realized that I dance ballet whenever I cook something inside microwave.
Yesterday my gym teacher gave us nap time. I are in possession of a new favorite teacher.
Today, I was within the band room inside my high school. Someone threw a pancake at me.
I at college I saw that on the carton of milk these people have a warning: Contains Milk…
Today, I found out that web search bing actually means: Because Its Not Google.
i was looking to work out what hello what food was in sign language…. Then my friend waved at me..
Today, my boyfriend’s phone rang. The ring tone was
“Telephone” by Beyonce and Lady Gaga. .
The other day in the hallway, I smacked my friend’s butt, to find it wasn’t my buddy.
Everytime a telemarketer calls my father answers with “City Morgue. you kill em, we chill em”
At school yesterday someone pulled a hearth alarm.
When everyone went outside it started to rain
Today, I remarked that on my school’s network Yahoo is blocked….Google just isn’t.
It wins again.
Today, I remarked that my entire life I are already saying “black window” rather than “black widow”.
my good friend asked if I got a haircut. I replied “No, I left it in the wash to long and it shrunk.”
Today, I went to see if my birthday was on any cool holiday.
Mine is on National Failures Day. Yay?
I was texting also it told me my message sent at
9:10 and my clock said 9:09. ninja phone I think so.
Today, I was bathing. Not until I got out did I realize that I forgot to
consider off my socks. .
when I was doing my homework I went along to look for the pen.
I have no idea of why i looked inside fridge first..
Today, I was reading, I look within my book, I’m on-page 234. I researched to see what time it had been, 2:34 P.M.
I continued Mystery Seeker and asked ‘What I my destiny?’. It said ‘Procrastinate more’. I’m okay with that.
I got a shower radio, and I was really excited to make use of it.
One the label it said”WARNING: DO NOT GET ITEM WET”
Today, I saw a goat walking casually across town.
It were built with a pink leash dragging behind it. I’m confused.
Today, I discovered that hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia could be the fear of long words. I’m extremely confused.
.
I missed riding on the bus for school and my Mom said if I made her pancakes i
possibly could stay home…I made the pancakes.
Today, I put my vegetarian friend’s name into Urban Dictionary. It delivered as ‘someone who eats only meat.
‘ .
I looked on the label on my small hair gel to find this written about it: “Tested on mean people, but never animals”
I was on dearblankpleaseblank.com and I saw a post having said that “Dear English teacher who developed a typo around the handout,
Today, my aunt and I walked into Panda Express. I then realized that we were tha only Asians inside the entire restaurant.
I was on DBPB and I look at this: “Dear big puddle, Bring. It. On. Sincerely, child at heart.” I think this individual is er.
There’s a facebook group called ‘Trying to put over a t-shirt without messing up your hair’.
My friend joined. He’s bald.
I unquestionably ipod shuffle game. I asked what song best describes my grandparents. The song “Dinosaur” by Ke$ha came on. .
Today, I asked my buddy what she dreamed of being for Halloween. Her response? An undercover agent zebra. I love my buddies.
I walked in the bathroom reading in my iPod. I walked out an hour later wanting to remember what I had gone in there for.
Today, I achieved my well being goal. I ran away from shampoo and conditioner at the same time. I feel like my life is now complete.
Today, I found a tub of bacon in the fridge with my name on it. I’m still confused regarding how it got there and who it’s from.
Today, the fireplace alarm went off in school and we’d
to stay outside for around 30 minutes. Apparently, a toilet caught fire.
Today, I remarked that the feminine form of the word
“explorer” in Spanish is “exploradora.” Dora.
The. Explorer. I’m a genius.
I search ‘Sirius Black’ on howmanyofme and there is ONE person inside the US achievable name. Finding him is #1 on my Bucket List.
Today, while driving out and about, I saw a white Volkswagen beetle with a black mustache painted for the hood. It forced me to be smile.
At the beginning of of school music always plays within the hallways. What played today? An instrumental through the Deathly Hallows. .
Today, my mom bought me markers that let you color on food. I tried to color my waffle. Needless to say, my waffle is blue now.
I explored 101 methods to annoy Voldemort. I skipped every one of the way to the last one and what achieved it say? “Be Harry Potter. Be alive.” .
I just spent a special afternoon being chased with a red-headed 6 year old using a lightsaber. I haven’t had this much fun in the long time.
I was being placed in Mcdonalds waiting for my friends to finish their exams and “All By Myself”
started playing. I laughed to myself.
Last night, I stood a dream that I was developing a wizarding duel.
If that wasn’t cool enough, it absolutely was with Ellen Degeneres. And Hagrid.
I looked up weird laws within the state I reside in. I found out it is illegal to touch someone’s bellybutton without
knowing it.
Today, in chemistry, my teacher compared oxidation and reduction (which can
be complete opposites) to Harry Potter and Lord Voldemort.
I just finished studying China. Instead of watching some ancient movie, my teacher chose to let us watch Mulan.
BEST TEACHER EVER. .
I saw a child, maybe 6 or 7, run up to a girl
wearing a “Team Edward” shirt and shout “AVADA KEDAVRA!”
I have an answer to this young one.
The other day, I got my class schedule. My new English teacher’s name is Mrs. Spain and my new Spanish teacher’s name is Mr.
England.
Today, I realized I sleep with my pillow pet and happy napper on opposite sides of my bed because I’m afraid they will get into a fight.
Tonight I was siting within the library in the university I go to….when i see some guy walking around inside a bear costume giving people hugs.
Today, I was at Macy’s and I stepped on someone’s foot. I turned around and said, “oh, Im so sorry!!” Then I realized it was a mannequin.
Today, i found out that my birthday (December 17th) is National Syrup Day. I do not think i’ve ever been so excited for my birthday come.
my favourite aunt trashed her boyfriend (who I don’t like very much) because he was a “muggle” who had yahoo as his homepage. HerLIA.
Today, I discovered that my english teacher features a Facebook page. She is keen on one thing and one thing only: fist pumping like a champ. .
Today, I got certified in CPR. On my CPR card it says “Caution: Altering this card will alter its appearance.” Thanks for clearing that up.
Today, free of charge clothes day at school (We have a uniform), a girl thought we would dress in full Time Lord Robes through the TV show, Doctor Who. HLIA.
I was at a job interview and they asked me what my weakness was. I thought about it and following a minute replied: “Kryptonite.”I start Monday. .
Today, I discovered that there is an outlet called Build-A-Dino that’s a branch of Build-A-Bear.
There are two. One in Kansas and one in Florida. .
I realised that nicknames for my close friends are Aslan, Tin Man, Bean and Foi-boi.
People end up very confused whenever they look through my
phone. .
I was cooking something in the microwave. It started
to pop, so I freaked out and stopped the microwave.
Then I realized I was cooking popcorn.
I checked my account. It says I are actually on I year and 1 year.
This is true but would it not be easier, plus much more average, to express 2 years?
.
I realized that my jar of peanut butter and my jar of
jelly have the same expiration date. I feel like this
is some form of twisted love story. .
Today, I had not even attempt to do, so I made a decision to play the iPod shuffle game.
I asked, “What should I do now?” The answer?
“Why Don’t You Get a Job.”
Today, I was eating a dish of soft ice cream. What makes this so average you ask?
I blew on my first bite so that it wasn’t too hot before I ate it. .
I have always been sceptical of stories. Today, I came you will find find a trashcan hanging from my tree. I have no clue the way it got there. MLIfinallyA
on my own way to class I saw a man jogging outside, which may be normal if he wasn’t juggling too.
He didn’t drop an individual ball. HisLIA.
I was on howmanyofme.com but happened to be board of accomplishing normal names. I thought we would search Harry Potter. The results-103 people have that name. SO JEALOUS.
at school, we had been having a people auction. It was for Valentine’s day, and I decided
to try it out. I am officially worth $5. This made my day.
.
I pointed out that I always go lower the stairs applying my right
foot. Curious, I chose to try my left. I finished up falling and breaking my arm.
I saw a youngster riding throughout the supermarket with s spiderman mask on attempting to pull the food over shelves with his webs.
That kids going places.
I started humming the catdog theme song, my father then proceeded
that will put the song on his phone and started singing along.
Best dad ever? I think so.
I couldn’t go to sleep, so I researched “how to get to sleep” on wikihow. One in the requirements was a stuffed animal. It wasn’t optional.
I agreed.
This morning when I wakened, my first thought was, “My llama really needs shaving!” I really wish I could remember what I wished
for last night.
A couple of weeks ago, my pals dared me to sing the chorus of “Call me Maybe” to
some random hot guy, then give him my number.
I did. Now, we have been dating…
Today, there was a sub for math. My best ally and I switched names with
each other and the whole class went along with it. The sub never had any
idea.
during swim practice, we had been swimming backstroke. The girl within the lane beside me was
going the opposite way. We unintentionally high fived
underwater.
a saw a scottish man juggling three balls while riding a unicycle down a lively street.
I almost crashed in the car facing me wanting to video this.
Today, my mom started repeatedly high-fiving me.
When I asked her why, she told me she was pretending my hand was one of those
inflatable punching bags.
Today, I was searching for dumb laws. Apparently it is
illegal to push a full time income moose from a moving airplane.
Darn, there go my plans for next Wednesday.
Today, my buddy left for college. His final request was that I put a pirate
hat and an eyepatch on our dog and send an image of it to him.
I achieved it. .
(actually yesterday), I was at the restaurant, &
spent fifteen minutes correcting spelling & grammar mistakes on my own menu.
My friends on the table applauded me.
I researched holidays in my birthday. Some of these are Hug a
Newsman Day, Walk Around Things Day, and Tell a Lie Day.
I think I’ll have fun in my birthday.
my 13 yr old sister comes running into my room screaming, “I CAN HEAR THROUGH MY EAR!” Congratulations little sis, I’m glad you figured this out.
HerLIA
Today, my cousin and I had chinese. When we opened our fourtune cookies both said, “You will have something that is similar to someone in the area.” OLAA
My sister was telling me that since I’m the seventh child, I’m ‘perfection’
since seven is the perfect number. My first reaction: I’m a wizard! We high fived.
Today, I discovered that my birthday is on the same day as walk your pants day and walk your property plant day. Looks like I’m going to
offer an enjoyable walk
While I was on Google I searched marshmallows are.
. within the suggestion part it said, “marshmallows are ghost turds” I am no more calling them marshmallows.
.
I chose to join the Google vs Yahoo challenge. I wrote ‘Cats would be the….’ Google said ‘Cats include the chocolate chips within the cookie of life.’ I
went no further.
Early today, it turned out extremely cold outside and raining.
Guess who spent their day at the mall because from it?
Not me. I was on Google Maps running around japan.
.
Today, nothing incredibly awesome happened in my experience.
But I only tripped the stairs twice and I remembered to utilize pants.
I think this day would have been a rousing success.
my science teacher was upset. When we asked him why, he explained
someone crushed his ping pong ball. He proceeded to exhibit us the miscroscopic crushed ping pong ball.
.
I was playing the iPod Shuffle game. I thought it will be funny to question my iPod “Who am I?” It’s response? Barbra Streisand. I now feel a lot better about myself.
I was eating a bowl of cereal enjoying this morning. I had finally finished the puzzle about the back from the box when I realized that my bus had left an hour ago
Today, my pal and I realized that May 2nd is officially declared International Harry Potter day. We’re dressing up for the
event and bringing wands to college. OLAA
Today, me and my friends were bummed about not fitting into any
school clique. We aren’t jocks, popular, nerds, emo, quiet etc. Then I realized. We’re average.
, really.
I was looking through old yearbooks from my school and discovered the procrastination club.
The article said, “to become handed in in the future.” Go graduating class of ’79.
Last year, I was walking throught the mall, and saw 2 big biker men approach Clair’s
to have their ears periced. They couldnt even fit inside the
chairs. M(And their)LIA.
Today, I walk into school to discover my principle dolled
up as Dumbledore waving his wand around. I think everybody knows who’s joining Dumbledore’s army.
I LOVE MY SCHOOL.
Today, it had been Halloween. Instead of offering candy at my door just
like a normal person, I sat inside tree outside my door and threw
it at people once they passed by.
I took Google and saw that you could take part
in the guiter. I figured out that if you press “D-D-D-A-G-D-A-G-D-J-J-J-K-G-D-A-G-D”that it take
part in the “Imperial March” from Star Wars.
Today, me and my buddy were bored and made a decision to find some crazy laws.
In Pacific Grove, CA you will end up fined $500 should you molest butterflies.
I’m equally as confused since you are.
Yesterday, my boyfriend and I were walking around on Arabia Mountain, if we came across the saying YOLO spelled in rocks. Deciding that’s pretty lame, we changed it
to YODA.
Today, I was driving and started to sneeze a great
deal. I guess it has to have looked like I was headbanging because when I looked up the guy alongside me did the
rock on thing. .
Today, I searched my name on howmanyofme.com. I noticed it said “99.9 percent of people with this name are female.” I now feel sorry for all those 0.
1 percent of guys named Karen.
while watching Harry Potter, i remembered before i had nightmares where i’d personally be chased around my home by Severus Snape, but rather than him utilizing a wand, it turned out a salami.
I saw the Facebook group “When I was younger I used that will put my face near to the fan simply to hear my robot voice.” I realised that only was that true, but I still did it. .
in an amusment park someone told the attendent he was awesome, his reply was “everyone who works here is awesome, you have to graduate from hogwarts to function here” His and My LIA
my mother said that I never wished to throw anything out when I was little because I thought it might hurt the objects feelings which they can be lonely inside garbage.
I stood a very tough workout. When I told my girlfriends my legs felt like jelly, the first thing I was asked was “grape or strawberry?” I knew I was friends with these for a reason.
Today, it absolutely was the anniversary of bubble wrap. My local tv station talked about this for 10 mins, then told us their favorite solutions to pop it. I will have faith inside our generation.
Today, I was at a friend’s house. We both got bowls of ice
cream but there were only one spoon. So I took her chopsticks and finished the entire
bowl together. I feel accomplished.
I tried the ever popular Google vs Yahoo war.
I typed “zombies are” Yahoo developed “zombies are real”
Google said “zombies are crap at knitting” The winner is clear
my friends.
Today, during lunch in class there was a child dressed in the full spider man costume presenting suckers.
No one knows who this kid is, but I hope he does things such as this more often.
Today, I discovered that my cat is terrified of finger-guns.
Not the loud gun noises that I invariably make mind you, it
is the literal gesturing of ones fingers in to the shape of a gun.
Today, I couldn’t locate a pen so I asked my father. He replied “Check the fridge, I always keep pen’s in the fridge.
” Thinking he was joking I looked within the fridge.There was obviously a pen there.
Today, the home got forked. My family and I came home with a yard brimming with forks stuck to the ground plus a giant fork drawn about the driveway. I have never been more excited inside my life.
Today, my sister got a new glow in the dark ninja t-shirt like a birthday present. She tried looking for it whenever we got home, but she couldn’t believe it is. Well played ninjas. Well played…
Today, while I was reading fun details of my country, Canada, I read until this year we’re making glow-in-the-dark dinosaur quarters inside our mint. Never have I been a prouder Canadian! .
To the person in spite of this they didn’t throw things out whenever they were little for nervous about hurting their feelings – I am 25. I still won’t let my better half throw out my stuffed animals. .
Today, I was around the bus and looked up at the mirror and saw someone taking a look at me. We had an intense staring match for about 5 minutes before I realized I was looking at my reflection. .
The other day I asked my mom what I was like as a kid. She informed me that as opposed to wanting to be a hearth fighter or a vet when I spent my youth, I thought about being a Swedish Fish. High five, kid me.
Today, I was eating lunch with my pal. She grabbed my cashews, and I screamend “Let go of my nuts!
” at thetop of my lungs. The whole cafeteriea ventured into stare. She rid yourself of my nuts.
So… 12:00am I hear a strange/loud noise emitting from my mother’s bedroom. I walk in and get what was going on? My answer, she was blow drying her bed linens because they were cold. -_-
my boyfriend left me so my cousin that’s 6 asked about what was wrong and i also told him ten mins later he returned with frozen goodies and a baseball bat and asked me who she has to kill
Today, I realized the I can really relate to the chorus of “I see the light” from Tangled. No, not because I’m in love but because I recently got glasses and I can finally see everything.
i noticed nothing average was happening and so i taped a piece of paper to my stomatch that said “average” and another nevertheless”meh” i obtained 3 mehs and 27 averages with 6 high fives and 3 hugs.
Today, I renamed my iPod to “The Black Pearl Again.
” Why? So that if it syncs, it says ‘Syncing The Black Pearl Again.’ Something tells me that Captain Jack Sparrow will not be pleased. .
Today, I read every page on iwastesomuchtime.com. When I reached pg. 319, I tried to find if there would have been a page 320 nevertheless it said: You’ve go out… Welcome for the “You Have No
Life” Club…
i realized that my grandpa chains a walker using a seat into it to the back of his scooter and pulls my grandma around the retirement complex by it. i hope i am that cool after i get old. .
(well, yesterday), I fell thus hitting my forehead with a metal bench on the park. I got a scar right beneath my jet black hair. People have been calling me Harry Potter all day long. I regret nothing.
Today, I thought we would try the Google vs. Yahoo war. In both, I typed “what’s a boyfriend”. Google said “what’s a
boyfriend and where can I download one.” I suddenly didn’t care what Yahoo said. .
on DBPB I read: “Dear officer, No, really I’m not drunk. Sincerely, I’m just looking to walk like Jack Sparrow.
” Without hesitation, I yelled “That’s CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow!” within my computer.
I’ve decided that whenever I develop I’m going to get yourself a punchbuggy, paint red and white stripes around it, put ‘WALDO’ on the license plate and see’s who finds
it first. New life goal, there.
Last night i woke up and opened my eyes. All i really could see was
this blank white. I thought which i went blind so i began to freak out.
.. i then rolled over and realized i was staring on the wall
Today, my children got a whole new chair for your living room.
While everyone was marveling on the new comfy chair, I was jumping down and up deciding what I would definitely
do with the large box it came in.
Today, January 30, was National Bubble Wrap Appreciation Day.
My friends and I celebrated by wrapping everything in our homeroom
in bubble wrap before school started. My teacher’s face? PRICELESS.
I was paying attention to my iPod on the bus. I was quietly singing “Wannabe” by Spice Girls. My ear bud came out and the whole bus was singing along to the song. Turns out I wasn’t
singing very quietly.
at 1a.m my girlfriends and I wanted pizza and Shamrock shakes from McDonalds, we been able to to convince the Domino’s delivery guy to pick us up some shakes on his way and he explained Sure. Ours&Domino’sLIA
Today, our kids and I were in an outdoor concert and someone brought
bubbles for your children to try out with . My grandma and
her friend had more pleasant with the bubbles compared to the 5 year olds.
Their LAA
Today, the secretary within my school paged
the principal within the intercom to go to sophomore hallway.
At the finish she added “hurry, you will find there’s fight going on”.
Half the school got there before he did.
Today, my friend (12 years of age) was running around the house pretending to certainly be a plane when he crashed landed on the couch.
He sat up and rubbed his head and mumbled, “Owwwww, imagination hurts!”
in the store, I saw an extremely big scary looking guy.
I was getting really creeped out until his phone went off and he starts singing the lyrics to his
ringtone. It was Miley Cyrus’s Party inside the USA.
my teacher dropped a chocolate muffin. He then got another muffin and placed them on a plate within the hallway by a sign that said “One of the muffins DIDN’T fall for the floor.
Take in case you dare.” HLIA
Today, I moved into a new dorm room. My new room-mate’s fish is called Bellatrix, and mine is termed Sirius. I am now concerned to the life of my fish, but I think my roomie and I will be good friends.
Today, I read an account that brought up someone saying no thanks me gusta la Justin Bieber and being correct that it’s el since it is masculine.
They got it right initially since Justin Bieber
isn’t masculine
Sr year of high school graduation me plus some friends distributed huge bags of dodge balls to our fellow students and then proceeded to get the largest ever dodge ball match during passing time at school. OurLIA
Last night, I awakened to my little brother lying on top of me. I asked him why he was sleeping on me. He told me I was together with one of his Pokemon cards, and while trying to get it back, he got tired.
i managed to get banned from drawing harry potter faces on eggs. Not because id droped one or two eggs ,because my mum was getting sick of me yelling “DONT KILL HARRYY!!!!!!!!!!!” everytime she visited use and egg.
Today, I read that Justin Bieber’s Vanity Fair cover issue is going to be rated one of the worst sellers for that company this season.
My faith continues to be restored. I do believe therefore we have won entirely
OLAA.
I was for the school bus with my pal when a
guy pulled up close to our bus. All of the sudden, he began to move away in a short time.
When I looked your window, I pointed out that he was riding a unicycle.
Today, I took Mystery Seeker and typed “What is my mission?” I
got “Your mission is always to carry a purple elephant with you everywhere and tell anyone who asks it’s the source of your ninja skills.” .
I was playing the iPod shuffle game. I asked it “How I will die?” It
started playing ‘Running From Lions’ by All Time Low.
I’m type of scared, but I also feel as if that would be a pretty cool method to die.
Today, my boyfriend was across the street from me, so I began pulling him back by having an “invisible rope”. Some guy walking past stopped, viewed both individuals, ducked underneath the rope and proceeded his way. OLAA
Today, I was taking my dog for a walk across the cemetery. Suddenly I saw a gravestone with all the name Potter about it. Naturally I went to go take a look at it. Guess just what the persons first name was? Harry. I cried.
My 6 years old brother was place in charge of the class if the teacher stepped out, when she delivered all the kids were crying. Why? He stood on his chair and exclaimed to everyone that, “Santa is just not real!”
in math we had arrived discussing the fairest strategy to share simple among two children. My classmate said “obtain a ruler” and my first thought am they can use rulers to sword fight over who contains the cake.
Today, once the teacher asked us what number of us still go trick or treating, I was the just one who raised my hand. I promised myself I would go trick or treating until my senior year right then and there. .
Today, my buddy walked into my room while I was watching Harry Potter as well as the Deathly Hallows. He walked in right at the part where Dobby gets killed. He talked about why I wasn’t crying.
Such a bright future.
Today, I saw an automobile who have been dented from a vehicle accident.
However, had they not spent money to mend the car–they the bottomline is gigantic band-aid stickers on top of
it. Car, I officially claim you average.
I was driving my younger brother to McDonald’s to obtain a Big Mac. As a joke, I put a bumper sticker on my back car window that said “Honk in the event you regret being married”. I can’t
let you know how many people honked.
I was looking for a photo to put on a presentation, so I searched the term ‘friends’
in the clip art finder on Microsoft Powerpoint. For some reason about half from
the pictures it mentioned were of plungers.
Today, me and my 6 year old brother went for a walk. And out of nowhere, he pretends he’s holding a sword so when he’s gonna stab me, I retrieve my invisible sword and we have a battle for about one hour.
OLAA
Today, I dueled a staff of Hot Topic for the last Harry Potter snuggie, while using wands on
display. Not only did I win, but I got a wedding proposal out of it with the
employee I defeated. Life = complete. .
Tody I went to a fancy restaurant which has a pianist and everything.
We were seated in te back corner and inside the corner there was a
lifesized cardboard cutout of C3PO and R2D2. I knew we chose
the right restaurant. .
A day or two ago, I was texting my buddy.
Because i had been not focusing, i almost walked right into a tree,
but because of my “cat like reflexes” i turned just in time to walk straight into a sign.
I felt smooth.
Yesterday, I took a shower and accidentally used our bodies wash as shampoo.
Once I realized what I did, I said to myself, “Ooops, I won’t do that again.” What did I precede to perform?
Use the shampoo as body wash.
Today, recently, I waved at the complete stranger for no particular
reason in Copenhagen. We talked – a whole lot – and I learnt he lives only
10 miles from me. We celebrate our 180 day anniversary in 72 hours.
OLAA.
Today, my Creative Writing teacher told us he calls the the old Creative
Writing teacher “Lord Spicermort”, and banned us from ever saying his name in class.
He has become dubbed “the teacher who shall not be named.”
Today, my 89-yr old Grandpa came over for dinner. He excused himself to use the washroom,
and when he didn’t return after 10 minutes I visited see if he was alright. I found him in my room, eating my chapstick. .
Today, seeing so many stories about people asking their Ipods the way they are gonna die, I made a decision to try it. The song it developed? Save You Tonight. Apparently I will die the hero. I’m ok with
this. .
I went along to a concert with my buddy. In the middle with the concert
they started singing the “Time Warp”. There inside the corner doing the Time Warp was a man dressed up
Waldo. It was probably the most epic thing within the concert.
Today, my good friend and I went down to the park to have an epic water gun, lightsaber and Nerf sword battle.
Not only did we provide an epic battle, some in the neighborhood kids reduced,
and joined us in our epic battle.
A couple years ago, my family and I went college looking for my sister.
At one college, people in banana suits came up
to us and asked at no cost hugs, and then we all hugged
them. Guess where my sister goes university now?
my sister and I were in Bed, Bath, and Beyond playing using the Pillow Pets.
A little boy we couldn’t know walked around us along an in depth conversation about Pillow Pets. I hope he contains the koala he wants. HandOLAA
Today, I wondered why people never put a period on the end of “”, seeing as “” is technically a sentence, and quite a few of us are fairly grammar Nazi. I then realized that the period must be considered a ninja, and felt satisfied.
Today, I am helping out my college for an open evening. We was required to give out goodie bags. I handed one to your tall goth lad and also the next thing I heard was his squeel of excitement on the lolly inside the bag. M(ahd his)LIA.
Last fall, I took a university literature class. It was an independent study with my teacher. I asked her what my final exam could be. I visited her house and baked a lemon cake along with her. Got an A. Best. Teacher. Ever.
Today, I was walking into school late so I was the only one inside the hallway. Suddenly, I hear the Pirates from the Caribbean theme song coming in the band room. I walked to my class feeling like Captain Jack Sparrow.
I saw a guy at least 60 years of age expertly riding a shopping cart solution across a parking lot. In front in the automatic doors, he got off and acted like nothing happened. My faith has become restored inside the older generation.
Today, we went on the computers during class. I continued , and my teacher walked behind me and saw the webpage. She would not wink, nod, give me a fist bump or extra credit. Instead, she yelled at me for being off task.
or the other day, I couldn’t sleep therefore i was reading a good book and lost a record of time.
A few hours later I was freaked out from the strange light coming through my window.
it took me twenty or so minutes to realize it had been the sun.
Today, I did a play, Seussical Jr., and after that I visited Friendly’s and sang all of the songs with the entire cast while shoveling our face full of ice cream. The people there did not have the heart to avoid us. OurLIA
Today, I ran beyond juice in certainly one of my CapiSuns so I went but got another. I then got the idea to put two straws into one hole, it so worked. It was not twice as delicious, but I surely could drink it twice as quickly.
at the job, two kids came through the drive thru window “driving” a cardboard cut-out car with YOLO writen around the side. They ordered milkshakes and allow us to take their pictures. This is deffinitly going in my bucket list. .
Today, when I was at the movies we were holding having technical difficulties & the movie wouldn’t
start. The screen was black for approximately
five minutes. During those five minutes the whole theater broke out into
Jingle Bells.
Today, i used to be sending a picture message in my phone.
I realized that whereas a normal message only will contain
60 characters, an image message will contain 1000.
i suppose a picture is actually worth a lot of words.
Today, I was at the karate demonstration then when someone asked
why we started karate my good friend, that’s a major tough guy said, “well when I started I dreamed of being a power ranger and I feel I have accomplished my goal”. .
I was with a plane to New York to see my aunt. My younger sister, alongside me, was playing the iPod Shuffle game, and she or he screamed when she saw what are the iPod gave her. She asked how she is going to die. She got “Crashed”. HLIA
Today, I attended meet my new teachers at college. When I attended meet my spanish teacher he was wearing blue striped pants, a checkered shirt, a bow tie, and was holding a pickle club. I think this will be a good year.
The other day I was inside the bathroom in class, when I noticed someone wrote about the wall “Flush twice for the ministry of magic”. I told my sister how it made my day day and she or he said that she wrote that. Best sister EVER!
I was standing in line with a cafe and saw an adult couple sitting together. Between them would have been a coffee cake. They then started playing rock paper scissors for the very last bite. Good to know those things don’t fade with senior
years.
I chose to participate inside the Google vs Yahoo war. I typed in “I hate it when…” into both.
Yahoo set it up “I hate it when that happens.” Google provided “I hate it when a chinchilla eats the universe.” Clear winner?
Duh.
Today, late at night, when everybody was asleep, I did my usual secretive action.
I made sure everybody was alsleep for sure before stealing laptops away
into my room. My guilty pleasure? Club Penguin, where I
am a ninja. .
I chose to join the Google vs. Yahoo war. I typed “dinosaurs are…” into each.
Yahoo’s response? “Dinosaurs are extinct.” Google’s response?
“Dinosaurs are Jesus ponies.” I adore you Google. Yahoo should
just stop trying. MILA.
The other day I was inside the kitchen when dad said “guess what happens I got over internet!”, I guessed a different mail-order bride.
He said “no, well not too you know of.” He actually got a recipe
for butterscotch pudding.
while in an Italian restaurant on the American/Dutch cruiseship, the waiter
noticed our kids and I were Australian. He promptly
started singing “G’day G’day” by Slim Dusty.
His accent was pretty damn perfect. He’s Indonesian.
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Today, I keyed in mystery seeker “find waldo, destroy him, and send a photo of what in college to this number” and wrote my number. 15 minutes later, i got a picture of a guy throwing a poster with waldo into it into a bonfire. .
I was at the office (I work at the daycare) and there were a clown come in to do a show. He asked a boy what the magic word was and as an alternative to saying abracadabra…He said Avada Kedavra! Needless to express…I’ve found a brand new best friend.
HLIA
Today, i decided to look at part in the Google vs Yahoo war.
I keyed in “Chuck norris is”, yahoo provided
me with “Chuck Norris can be so tough”. Google provided “Chuck Norris may be the reason why Waldo is hiding.” Needless to say, Google
won
Today,I looked over the photos on my own iPod Touch.
I don’t determine if I ought to be amazed with the fact that I have more pictures of my cat sleeping than other things or the truth that she has a lot of interesting sleeping positions.
me an my friends were at our old elementary school and now we started walking towards this creek. We chose to freak out the little kids as well as their parents, and we all ran over the field screaming “FOR NARNIA!” and ran in to the trees.
Today, me and my mom were walking beyond McDonald’s this also woman,
holding her wrist, asked us to keep the door on her behalf.
We did, and she thanked us, saying, “I’m on my way for the hospital, but I need a milkshake.” Priorities.
.
I thought we would join in on the google vs yahoo war.
I first went to google and keyed in some random phrase, according to usual.
I arrive at yahoo and images of Justin beiber pops up on the front page.
I didnt even bother. You lose yahoo.
A day or two ago at school, my teacher was in the middle of his lecture when
he asked me a question. Instead of answering I yelled “HEY LOOK A DISTRACTION!” and pointed towards the entranceway.
He, and several students, all looked. .
I a dentist appointment, and a nature movie about oceans was playing
within the waiting room. They showed a variety of fish caught in a
net. I had watched Finding Nemo yesterday, so I started chanting
“SWIM DOWN!” in my head. .
my neighbor came over and asked if she and her brother
could borrow my fifth Harry Potter book. Once entering my room and
browsing my books I realized I couldn’t lend it to her without having to inquire about “Do you want paper or hardback?”
Today, while dealing with lists of things to do while your bored, I saw something having said that “Apply for any unicorn questing license here,” so naturally, I clicked on it. I would like to express that I am now the state run unicorn hunter
I was playing tennis with my sister. We got bored with the same old game and so thought we would mix it up a bit. Instead of with all the net going to the ball over we played by showing up in the ball over and to each other within the house. OLAA.
Today, during class, we’d a substitute named Ms.
Warner, (this process turns out that she’s related to the Warner Brothers) who literally iPod Shuffle game during class. She asked how she’s going to die.
What did she get? “Sandwich”. HLIA
Today, in the bowling alley, my closest friend
and I got the lane alongside some rather cute, nerdy guys. One ones yelled out “Leroyyyyyyy Jenkiiiinnnns!” And developed a strike.
I yelled out “FOR NARNIA! HUZZAH!” and created
a strike at the same time. .
Today, I found what our Homecoming theme is for
this year. Pixar movies. And guess what happens we sophomores have?
Up. And just as if that wasn’t cool enough, the freshmen have Finding Nemo. I’m really excited for the Homecoming parade.
Go OHS.
I wish to dedicate this post to some friend who had been
also a fantastic fan of and all the things mentioned on like goldfish and
Harry Potter. You fought an excellent battle against cancer
Mandy, and you’ll be missed forever. Her Life Was Average.
I read, “Today, I read “Voldemort and Osama Bin Laden both died for the same day. Coincidence? I think not. ” Well, er, so did Hitler.” The first episode of spongebob squarepants was aired that day also. Oh yeah, also it’s my birthday.
Yesterday, I wanted to see how many people I could get to high five me in a single school day.
I kept track on my own hand start by making tally marks with
a green pen. I been able to high five 100 people in one day.
I’ve never felt more accomplished.
Today, while performing in a talent show, I made a decision to sing a Japanese song. When I was finished, everyone applauded and my pal asked when I learned Japanese. I don’t
have any idea Japanese, I was just singing what are the words
sounded like.
Today, I saw this post on DBPB: “Dear “bring a basic reading
book to class”,, Umm, aren’t all books quiet? Sincerely, I’ve never read a magazine that yelled at me as I read it…” Clearly this individual has never been on the library in Hogwarts.
A couple days ago I attended cafe rio with my buddy.
When we sat down, she talked about where her fork was. I looked over to see her
fork in the lid of her drink rather than a
straw. She didn’t notice until she took a sip. her every day life is average.
Today, when I was driving to be effective, I explored and saw a cloud shaped exactly like an elephant: trunk, ears, and many types of. I was so distracted I nearly rear-ended the car facing me when I tried to adopt a picture from the cloud on my phone. .
My dad just ninja rolled in the room and pretended to shoot me with an invisible shotgun. For the next 10 minutes there was an invisible weapons fight involving invisible bombs, grenades, machine guns, and curiously, shuriken. OurLIA
I read online that to check a dog’s intelligence you have to cover
it which has a blanket and discover how long it requires for
them to have it off. I thought I’d check it out with my dog. She sat there for 10-seconds before setting up and going to sleep.
Today, me and my buddy were singing the Mario Theme song loudly in the hallway then some random guy jumped away from the bathroom and joined us. We sang your entire song, high-fived eachother, then went on with our day just as if nothing happened.
during the final day of school, me and my girlfriends cried if we realized we wouldn’t see our teacher anymore, because
it was her this past year there. Then when we were walking home, she did a drive-by at us.
.using a Nerf gun. Best memory ever.
Today, I was going on the gym, and about the way I saw those two kids running home in the neighborhood pool, both of them had their towel over
their heads and they also were running while making super hero sounds.
I have faith in the future generations.
I was fighting with mysteryseeker, it refused to offer me my mission, each time I asked, it replied mission please?
, so I gave up and wrote down please, finally it gave my mission,
now I am going towards the grocery store to hug some bananas.
Today, i chose to try the Yahoo! vs. Google challenge.
I typed “I hate it once you” and Google set it up: I hate it when you walk outside and someone throws a cow at you.
.. Yahoo! gave me: I hate it if you leave… Google
wins. Hands down.
Today, I was getting changed within my room and noticed my fish were in
the front in the take. Joking around I said “Stop watching me change!” They swam behind
some rocks inside back of their tank. From now on I is going to be changing inside bathroom.
my gym class had to perform a mile for finals. Just as my coach, Coach Donaldson, blew
his whistle I yelled “FOR NARNIA” as everyone began running.
It provided a magical feeling, and I ran faster than ever before.
I took 1st during my class.
Today, I saw this DBPB post: Dear British
children, Do you elect a class king as an alternative to a class president?
, Sincerely, Curious.Unfortunately, we’ve neither class presidents nor class kings. But our school carries a head boy called Percy. HLIA.
Today, I was at my friend’s house and her sister asked about what
I wish to be when I grow up. I told her an engineer and asked her what
she seriously considered. First she said a unicorn, then
she changed it to your Chinese person. She’s eight. HLIA.
my mom informed me that when I was 4 we went swimming while using sting rays. I wouldn’t go in
but she did and they all swam around her. She started screaming and apparently I told everyone I didn’t know that crazy lady. Little me was awesome! MLWasA
I read a about someone asking if two teams of identical twins dating, would their kids match. Being an identical twin, their kids would genetically be siblings because each list of twins have a similar DNA. I want my sister and I up to now twins.
Today, I went to a store on the toy section using a friend and that we saw lightsabers. So like natural mature teenagers, we both picked one up, and staged a saber fight, ending with me ‘dying’ dramatically and an employee seeing if I was okay. .
I decided to play a school-wide game of telephone. I started off saying “I want it when someone random makes my day”. Near the end of the day it got back in my opinion. They said “I enjoy it when unicorns tickle me” How it have got to that, I have not a clue.
So while with the bookstore, I was investigating all the calendars. Being a boy, when I saw the playboy one, I naturally picked in the lord from the rings calendar beside it. I didn’t even
spot the women, all I saw was an illustrated hobbit.
Last night I was texting my buddy and I was for the verge of sleep.
As I look back inside my texts this morning I realize I told him a narrative about a Tarantula cheating on
the test, understanding that same tarantula helping a clown blow up
a Glitter factory.
Today, the threshold from my math class to social studies was jammed.
Finally, some kid broke through it, and also fell hard to the ground.
He woke up all nonchalant and said, “Howdy” and walked back to
his room. New best friend? Just maybe…
Today, when my mom got mad within my brother, she yelled Benjamin John!
(his first name and middle name). To this he replied, “Who the heck is John???” For 12 years, my friend thought that his first
name was Ben and his middle name was “jamin.” HLIA
Today, in the middle of class, i was required to sneeze.
I concentrated last but not least said “pika” before i sneezed.
Once I did, I got really excited and started celebrating, shopping around to check
if anyone else noticed. They didn’t. I just got weird looks.
I was travelling my school when it did start to rain. Looking Up on the still sunny sky I search for any rainbow. In frustration I cried out “where may be the fricken rainbow?!?” a upperclassman that’s walking by me
handed me a bag of skittles. Mila
at lunch, I started packing my stuff up without looking on
the clock. One of my pals asked me what I was doing and I told him the bell was going
to ring. He said precisely what are you a wizard?
Then the bell rang. I am expecting my letter every day now.
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My parents came home with Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse.
They said it turned out for “family movie night”, which meant I couldn’t step out. What did I do? I said excitedly to watch the movies in a different order. They are so confused. Payback is nice. .
Last winter, I got an entire body red panda suit. My roommate refused to take me to walmart unless I was using it. The looks about the faces with the people at walmart as being a giant red panda rooted through stuff? Priceless. I can’t hold off until winter again!
Today, I looked the window and saw my dad walking the dog down our street.
Except he wasn’t walking, he was riding a unicycle. My first thought was, “We don’t own a unicycle.
” My second thought was, “We don’t own your pet dog.” So many questions.
I fell asleep in college,my teacher hit my arm and my head fell for the desk, and when i looked up he said “…and thats how a dinosaur ganged up with the unicorn to defeat the evil Yahoo monster.” I almost cried when I thought I missed that lesson.
at the job, I told my coworker that if you say “raise up lights” fast, it sounds like “razor blades” in Australian. We then proceeded to express “raise up lights” back and forth to the other for like 5 minutes, laughing the full time. OurLAA.
I was on DBPB and saw a post that said, “Dear bad side, WE have the top cookies. Sincerely,the woman scouts.”I was going to click “Hilarious” considering I am a girl scout.When I went to click it, it was at 355.That’s my troop number.
I left it alone.
Today, I was walking down the hall and I occured up by someone
who was simply walking over a beat, almost dancing.
It was my principal. When I walked up beside him I realized
he was singing, “It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas”.
It’s February 21st.
inside my communication class, whilst the teacher was out in the hallway and we had been supposed being watching example speeches, two in the guys in the class started a lightsaber battle with all the star wars aps on their own phones, filled with sound effects. TLAA
Today, after learning about the Google/Yahoo war I chose to try it myself. I typed “why do I” into yahoo and google, and yahoo came up with “why do i feel sad”, but google invented “why do i need a teacher once i have google?”. Google = Winning. .
while I was in class, we has some leisure time to spend outside. We accidentally uncovered a metal trap door that was within the ground. We opened it, and there would be a slight drop, however, you couldn’t tell the thing that was
down there. My school includes a secret passage…
Today, while on the bookstore, a little boy about 6 walked in together with his father.
He immediately asked where he could find the Harry Potter books.
I proudly showed him, so we talked about how awesome HP is.
I told his dad he was raising his boy right. .
The other day I was bored so I was acting like a dinosaur, then from no where my mom came running beyond her room while yelling
“RAWR!” whipped me with her leg and ran off
saying “I just took you down with my tail of strength! GRR!” I love my Mom.
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When I was five, my Grandfather dared me to find someone famous that he is like.
I had forgotton over it until I checked out his hand a couple of days
ago. When he was obviously a teenager, he got section
of his finer cut-off by accident. Brainburst: he or
she is like Wormtail. .
I washed several t-shirts that there was just bought that have
different sayings in it. After washing them, I discovered that I hadn’t taken the paper tag off of among them, covering all of them in wet paper confetti. The saying on the shirt – EPIC FAIL.
My friend recently got into our school jazz choir. Apparently she had called her mom and said calmly, “I got in.” Her mom then proceeded to scream, so when asked over it, shouted, “My daughter got into jazz choir!” She was inside the middle of an meeting.
i was walking home when some teenage boy leaned from the passenger side of his car right because they passed me. i had been expecting him to state something rude or stupid, but instead he shouted “HOW DO I GET TO NARNIA?!” before driving off. coolest guy i’ve met.
A few months ago, my friend Lex and I ordered cheesy bread sticks from your pizza place on the web and put in the special directions box: The
password is coffee. When they guy got here, we wouldn’t open the door each of the way until he told us the password. He did.
Today, my school were built with a free dress day where uniforms are not compulsory. While the rest of my school wore regular clothes, I wore my sheep-printed flanelette pyjamas, complete with a fluffy blue dressing gown and slippers. My principal high-fived me. .
Yesterday, my closest friend brought over a guy that was visiting to get a while. After a while of my good friend telling us we’re weird,
we said “We’re not weird, we’re normal. You’re the weird one!” Simultaneously,
hand motions and all. New best friend? I think so.
While studying abroad in Great Britain, the megacentre of Alice in Wonderland,
I have only seen brown rabbits. While within
the flat kitchen yesterday, I saw a white rabbit outside our window.
I screamed “Follow the white rabbit!” and ran beyond my flat.
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I was on Urban Dictionary, and I researched the word average.
Its answer: “An average person is somebody who Loves Harry Potter, hates Twilight, perfers google to yahoo, and enjoys having fun with their socks during church!” I think I may be
regarded as average.
So while I was teaching small group in K/1, I asked the kids to express
their name and their most favorite animal. Out with the eight kids
present three answered dogs were their favorite, two answered cat,
one answered lion, one answered yoshi then one answered Liger.
i was within the store while i saw two at least 30 years old men inside
the kids section playing while using dinosaurs.
They were making “nom nom nom” noises while they were making
the dinos chow documented on other dinos. This made my
day. TLAA (thier) (lives) (are) (average)
Today, I read “Voldemort and Osama Bin Laden both died for the same day. Coincidence? I think not. ” Well, er,
so did Hitler. Something seems verrry fishy!Well all this happened the morning
before my friend left for basic training. I feel he is
safe now.
Today, I read this story on dearblankpleaseblank: “Dear blind date with the zoo,I thought you are a terrible date before you pointed at an animal inside a pond I couldn’t see and shouted “CURSE YOU PERRY
THE PLATYPUS!”Sincerely, see you in the future?” You
belong here.
Today, my brother told me to tell my cat he is a really comedian and won’t ever make it inside the big time. Going in addition to it, I acquired my cat and told him that. What happens next? He goes out and won’t i
want to pet him anymore. Confused? Yes. Yes I am.
I was reading Dracula and was upto the part where Mina was referring to
how Dracula contaminated her. She keeps saying unclean, but the
word was split up because there wasn’t space for the line. I sat there for 3 minutes attempting to figure out who uncle-an is…
Today, I woke up to your Rubber Duck on my car along with a note that read, ‘This is often
a friendly warning to help you aware from the upcoming chaos.
The Rubber Duck apocalypse has started. We suggest you maintain stocks of grapes and
lemonade and need you the very best of luck. Quak.’
Today, when I visited Office Depot it stood a notepad that one could write on to evaluate the pens out. I read precisely what people had written about the pad and I got the biggest smile on my own face when I read “FOR NARNIA!!!!! now yourlia” It was the very best thing ever. .
Today, I was sitting inside my computer when my mom said “I saved you some bubble wrap to pop!” I excitedly took it and was turning around to depart when she said “I also got you these!” I now have during my possession two boxes of Angry Birds gummies. M(and my moms)LIA
Today, I pointed out that the Phineas and Ferb title sequence carries a unicorn using a turtle shell in response for the lyrics “discovering something doesn’t exists” because we all know that unicorns are really the, but a unicorn which has a turtle shell is just silly, right?
Today, I asked my boyfriend if unicorns could fly. He replied saying unicorns lack wings, but Pegasus did. I then asked an amount happen in case you combined a unicorn and Pegasus. He said it might be called whether “unipeg” or possibly a “pegacorn”. I love him.
I happen to be thrifting for decades. I’ve gotten jackets, shoes, and simply cool useless crap at thrift stores. Reading through ‘s I notice a great deal of holidays-on-peoples’-birthdays stories, and made a decision to look up mine. August 17, my birthday, is National Thriftshop Day.
Today, in one of my classes a fluorescent light malfunctioned and started flashing like a strobe light. Since we will not get whatever else done because in the distracting light, we’d a rave party for the remaining 25 minutes of class. My class is average and .
A week ago while I was awaiting my mom to pick me up from my summer volunteering job, I saw an ant for the ground acting rather strange. Then I noticed another ant underneath the strange acting ant. I think that I have seen a thing that cannot be unseen. .
Today, I did my Sociology project. It involved breaking a custom. So my pal and I stood a picnic on the floor of Mcdonalds and were required to record reactions. The manager walked approximately us halfway through our meal and together with her own McDouble in hand, she asked to join us. .
I went bowling with my friends and soon to get girlfriend. When it was my turn the pin thing dropped without the pins. I was surprised but nobody was looking therefore i rolled the ball anyway. i managed to get a strike and won the game… (P.S.- I think someone rigged that lane)
Today, I was getting off the elevator during my friend’s dorm. A kid ran into the elevator when I was off and closed the doorway. As the doorway was closing his phone stopped, his ringtone was the James Bond theme. I’m curious regarding what is occurring in that building.
I was within my friend’s house, and my shoe was over the room. I didn’t want to get it so I just stared in internet marketing, hoping that it would somehow make its way to me. A couple of seconds later, my pal got around get my shoe to me. I think I might have just used the force.
When my English teacher gave us our final exam, he referred to as day “Judgement Day”, and set “May the
force be with you” at the end from the instructions. It included fifteen queries about unicorns, the most popular types of cheese, and the luscious locks of golden hair.
my biology teacher decided the best approach to teach us about dominant and recessive genes would be to utilize Harry Potter; muggle genes were dominant and wizard genes were recessive. i have never been taught a lesson more… awesomely. Favorite teacher ever? I think yes!
my pal and I were taking a walk. I was going out of my approach to step on crunchy leaves of course when I found an area without any leaves to get found. My friend ran over to your pile of leaves acquired a bunch and dropped them right in front me. She knows me all to well.
I saw this post, “Today, I went along to the drug store
and begged dad for a fuzzy poster (what type that you colour in).
It has unicorns, flowers, a rainbow, as well as a castle onto it.
I’m 14; I regret nothing. ” I am proud to convey that I own that poster also… only I’m 20.
I am in the process of signing up to law schools.
So today, I posted on Facebook seeking suggestions for schools and states I should
consider. One friend said “Hogwarts” and another said “I heard Narnia is really a beautiful place.” I couldn’t obtain better suggestions.
me and my good friend were walking through our school and talking about how upset i was that nothing worthy ever happened to us. Just then this ham sandwich comes flying with the air and hit my pal square inside face, rebounds of her and hits me within the shoulder. OLAA
Today, as I was complaining of a language there were to learn at school, my buddy proceeded to start the book and show me that there was three whole pages focused on JK Rowling and 2 other pages about Harry Potter. Needless to say, I quite love this particular language now.
The other day in gym class within the locker rooms we had arrived talking about how we answer telemarketers. Some said several buddy the elf references and also this one quiet girl within my class said she answered with “Canada’s sperm bank,
you squeeze it we freeze it”. We applauded her. .
i was trying to submit a story on when i got to the security thing in the bottom it said, “do you like me?
” i put yes. it immediately said, “wrong answer.
” while telling this to my mother she immediately yelled, “darn it!
I glued my finger for the table!” , Her LIA
The other day I was watching tv with my sister as well as a commercial occurs for a new plastic razor. The exact words of the commercial were “this razor last
you your lifetime, but if you call now you may recieve another one free!
I’m confused why you’d need two…
Whenever i will be home alone, dad makes me leave skype on
so he can see if i am ok at all times. Today, considered one of
his CoWorkers emerged to his computer, looked at
the screen really close, and picked his nose. he didnt
know skype was on, and i possibly could not hold during my laughter!
whilst searching the best band (My Chemical
Romance) on wiki, I found out that their song ‘Vampire Money’ was
a response towards the Twilight franchise asking them to complete a song for
your New Moon soundtrack, to which they said ‘F No!’ I
knew there would have been a reason I liked them!
while at a firework show my sister, her friend,
and I where running back to chairs in darkness having a bunch of explosions
taking place. I started screaming in regards to the zombie
appocolapse and the way I needed to avoid wasting my Harry Potter books and movies.
I got a whole lot of odd looks. .
Today, numerous others, I thought we would join the yahoo vs google war.
I went along to yahoo and typed “Harry Potter is” and yes it replyed “Harry Potter is evil”.
I then attended google and typed the same, but google replied “Harry Potter is all about confronting fears”.
Enough Said.
Today, I visited the restroom at school to wash my hands and
saw 3 girls within the same stall. All I hear was “Can I borrow your pants for history class?”
“How am i going to do this?” Then all 3 ones walked out of the stall and left the
restroom like nothing happened.
Today, I went to my friend’s house because my older sister was moving the faculty. When I came back I looked around her room for things she left. On the very best of her bookshelf I found a Ouran Shield from Zelda made beyond cardboard and colorful duct tape. I love my sister.
Today, while shopping with the produce section in Kroger, the shower to the vegetables turned on. The coolest part was that before it fired up there was a thunder roar as well as cool lights that ensure it is look like there’s lightning.
Never have I been so amazed. .
I got a retainer, I hated it until my pal said in my experience very seriously , “So your transformation right into a robot has finally begun. Everything is certainly going perfectly to plan.” Whilst pointing within my mouth.
I don’t determine if I ought to be extremly happy or worried. M(almost robotic)LIA.
Today, as I was driving home, I passed the chaviest, most modified car, ever. It was all low and colorful; the kind of car you’d probably see over hyped teenage boys driving.
It was only each time a tough looking guy get out
the car that I realized it had Winnie The Pooh seat covers.
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I took a red eye flight from California to Pennsylvania, and once the pilot with the plane was talking within the intercom he explained, “we will dim the lights as soon as the plane will be taking off to enhance the looks individuals flight attendants.” Im not sure if someone
else was paying attention.
The other time at work a vintage woman who looked about 70 something came up to me holding a cheese grater and asked what it was.
I told her what it turned out used for and also showed
her how to work with it. I felt feeling of
accomplishment when she called me a very intelligent young man.
Back when my dad is at his twenties, he and the coworkers had lots
of fun every time they pulled all-nighters. Regardless
of their solemn buisness attire, they’d construct a roll of bubble wrap and push each other down the hall in desk chairs. Who says that parents aren’t cool?
was my (and my brother’s) birthday, to celebrate, my pops, brother and I went to this cafe/saloon for dinner. When we were done, the guy who was simply serving us located hand us into your market. I read his name tag: it read “Harry Potter”. I think I just found my new favourite cafe.
A week ago, I was playing the iPod shuffle game with my friend. I asked her iPod if my crush liked me back. The song that showed up was my crush’s first name.
That would’ve been great, with the exception that my crush may be the same friend I was playing the shuffle game with. M(and Her)LIA.
Today, I was walking down the hallway, and passed by a boy who seems to certainly be a bit of your gang member by stereotype (big, Hispanic, you realize). When I walked passed him, I remarked that his shirt-in Twilight font letters- said “I killed Edward.” Thank you, friend; You made my day. .
Last night, me and three of my best friends drove around blasting techno music from TRON in the car and after that ran around a the game at 10 p.m. making airplane noises and chasing one another with sticks. Oh, we’re
also all 20 and in college. Time well spent on the summer night.
The other day, I was within the hair salon with my sister.
A young boy walked in along with his mom holding a treat and said “you already know, mom? Chocolate isn’t candy.” His mom replied “than the facts?” The
young boy said “….chocolate!!!” Thank you little boy for making my day.
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so when my bus was leaving school and was waiting to get on top
of the road, many of us see these two teenagers (my school is K-12) rummaging in their cars trunk.
Then one of them finally got out a rubber unicorn mask,
put it on, and started waving at us before we left.
and TheirLIA
At my school we now have a loudspeaker in the office so teachers can get messages across to students and everyone can see it.
Today, I convinced the deputy to play a sluggish start the Circle Of